If looking outside the window is wigging
you out pull down the shade.
I'll get you my pretty and your little souls too. Freddy
Try clicking your heels if things go all Wizard Of Oz just in case.
No screaming while the bus is in motion. Freddy
Don't come to your daughter's house at eight in the morning especially
when it's her birthday.
The person isn't always a junkie since he might just be a guy desperate
not to sleep.
Ancient Dream Demons: Supposedly they roam the dreams of the living
to find the most evil, twisted human imaginable of all. Then they give them the power to cross the line and turn our nightmares
into reality.
Be careful when near a sleepwalker because you might end up ass
end out the window.
I'll stay here sparkless but happy. John
As a rule people don't enjoy cockroaches on their pizza.
If the bells rantg it's a safe bet that someone rang them.
Driving in circles can cause one to become dizzy.
Freddy 101: 1493 Freddy sailed across the sea. 1494 Freddy came
back for more.
Listen to the TV when it warns you not to fall asleep.
Just because someone is dead doesn't mean they can't still be a
very real threat.
When in doubt have yourself knocked out for quick sleeping unless
of course someone knows another way that involves no pain.
Go a few rounds with the punching bag to work out your aggresions
and frustrations.
Every town has an Elm Street. Freddy
Never underestimate the power of a coffee pot which can lead to
some good smacking.
It might be your dream but it's my rules. Freddy
Sticks and stones may break my bone but won't kill me. Freddy
When in doubt go with a headbutt.
